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Reasons for blue
- “At least I won’t accidentally kill myself.”
Razor‑blade hands are a constant threat. Taco hands are just… crunchy.
- “I can still function if I’m careful”. Yes, they break easily, but people imagine:
wearing gloves
reinforcing them
using tools
replacing them after eating them
- “Built‑in snacks”. Some people lean into the absurdity:
“If I get hungry, I just nibble a knuckle.”
- “Socially weird is better than medically catastrophic.”
Taco hands are embarrassing.
Razor‑blade hands are a hospital visit waiting to happen.
- “I can adapt; I can’t survive razor blades”. People imagine a life of:
broken taco dust everywhere
crumbs in bed
constant repairs
But it’s still better than slicing everything you touch.
Reasons for red
- “At least they won’t crumble constantly.”
Taco hands break if you think too hard. Razor blades are stable.
- “I can learn to control them”. Some imagine:
wearing thick gloves
using protective gear
training themselves like a Marvel character
- “I’d rather be dangerous than useless.”
Taco hands make everyday tasks nearly impossible.
Razor‑blade hands at least do something.
- “I can use them as tools”. People imagine:
slicing food
opening packages
cutting rope
becoming a walking multitool
- “Pain is avoidable; fragility isn’t.”
They believe they can avoid cutting themselves with discipline, but they can’t stop taco shells from shattering.
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