Absurd Dilemmas
Strange, impossible, and ridiculous choices that push logic until it bends.
15 dilemmas to vote on
Live on a tiny planet or live on a single cloud
You must choose between living alone on a miniature planet the size of a house, or living on a single floating cloud that never…
2 votes · Vote now → AbsurdDuplicate yourself or randomize yourself
You must choose between creating a second version of yourself or randomly reshuffling your personality traits every morning.…
1 votes · Vote now → AbsurdBecome an animal or become an object
You must choose between transforming into any animal of your choice or transforming into any inanimate object of your choice.…
1 votes · Vote now → AbsurdNever sleep again or never eat again
You must choose between never needing sleep or never needing food, but you also lose the ability to enjoy whichever one you no…
0 votes · Vote now → AbsurdDouble gravity or zero gravity
You must choose between living your entire life under double gravity or living with zero gravity forever. Which physical…
0 votes · Vote now → AbsurdFight your clone or fight your reflection
You must choose between battling a perfect clone of yourself or battling your reflection, which has become sentient and hostile.…
0 votes · Vote now → AbsurdSpeak only in riddles or only in screams
You must choose between communicating exclusively in cryptic riddles or communicating exclusively by screaming. Which chaotic…
1 votes · Vote now → AbsurdBe 0.5 cm tall or 500 meters tall
You must choose between shrinking to the size of a grain of rice or growing taller than a skyscraper. Which impossible scale do…
1 votes · Vote now → AbsurdLive one day forever or live every day randomly
You must choose between reliving the same Tuesday forever, or waking up each day in a completely random year of human history.…
1 votes · Vote now → AbsurdBecome bread or stop bread
You must choose between turning into a fully sentient loaf of bread forever, or eliminating bread from the universe entirely.…
0 votes · Vote now → AbsurdTaco shells or razor blades
Would you rather have hands made of taco shells, and if you eat them they disappear, or hands made of razor blades?
2 votes · Vote now → AbsurdEgg and beard
Egg residue in the beard or beard residue in the egg
3 votes · Vote now → AbsurdDramatic music
Every time you enter a room, everyone hears epic dramatic boss-fight music for 10 seconds. Would you think this is a blessing or…
0 votes · Vote now → AbsurdFly Low or Turn Invisible?
Would you rather be able to fly, but only 30 cm above the ground, or become invisible, but only when nobody is looking for you?
0 votes · Vote now → AbsurdMeowing dog or barking cat
Would you rather have a dog that meows or a cat that barks?
3 votes · Vote now →